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when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

Socialism is when the manager of a Burger King doesn't order refills for the soda dispenser.

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

  • Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella
  • Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought...” just before thunder
  • Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh... [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “...yes O_o”

  • Mozzarella doubles in sales in the span of a week, right about when the first tomatoes show up
  • Cheese that I’ve wrapped in plastic will acquire condensation in a few seconds when it’s about to rain big time
  • “Gruyere” is always the cheese people want to show me on their list rather than try to pronounce it.

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That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

Cheesewitching. I respect it.

i feel called out

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There’s a certain dread that our cats provoke when they lounge at the top of the cat tree and stare down

I wonder if multilingual dnd characters work like multilingual people irl



Character 1: hey can you pass me the (demonic screeching)


Character 2: (visibly disturbed)


Character 1: (takes mundane object out of character 2s hands) sorry I forgot the word for it in common...

This made me laugh really hard. It deserved a comic. 😆

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Woops my hand slipped

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from a classic:

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Since the original poster turned off reblogs:

Calling all gender nonconformity an “egg moment” is just reinforcing gender stereotypes with a trans hat actually

Every time I see some well-meaning idiot who’s trying to be progressive basically go “We should stop putting people in the Girl Box based on them having a vagina and start putting people in the Girl Box based on them liking or doing Girl Things,” I genuinely want to shake them until they turn into a funko pop.

(probably) egg moment (ok and fun to talk abt with the person after they’ve come out and are ok with it, or to think and keep to yourself): ugh girls are so pretty. i wish i could be a girl. but i could never do that, i mean i’m not trans i just think being a girl would be great and i would be happier and actually want to live my life. but i’m not trans.

not (inherently) egg moment: i really like wearing dresses, makeup, nail polish, and things that are generally seen as more stereotypically feminine. i like the aesthetic and it’s fun to play around with gender norms.

(probably) egg moment (see above): i’ve always seen myself as a tom boy, i hate wearing clothing that makes people use feminine descriptors for me and being called a girl, but i could never actually be a boy, i mean you’re not allowed to do that. if i could flip a switch and be a boy right now i absolutely would with zero regret, even if it meant i could never flip back, but it’s not like i’m trans or anything.

not (inherently) egg moment: i like being butch and think it’s fun when my femme girlfriend calls me her boyfriend. we like the dynamic, but we’re both happy describing ourselves as women.

The sharp increase in people creating Cyberpunk Ai voice mods is fucking alarming.

If you do not have permission. Stealing someone's voice is quite literally a form of identity theft.

Stop training these systems. Christ.

I don't really go here, but as I saw Elias Toufexis (actor of Adam Jensen in deus ex) on twitter recently addressing this very thing so for some added context.

Even if you personally have good intentions - don't do this shit

Tweet by Elias Toufexis regarding mod using AI to recreate his voice: Two things about this.  1- This shouldn't be a thing. You want my voice in a game? Pay me.  2- People are making mods of Adam Jensen all over the place, showing how popular he still is, and we haven't made a new Deus Ex. That's insane.ALT
Tweet by Elias Toufexis regarding difference between using existing audio and AI generated content: There's a difference. For years, modders have taken clips from things I've done and put them into games/prank phone calls/youtube videos.   Never cared.  Using my voice to build an AI performance? It's theft of my voice. I never said those words and now the acting is shit.ALT
Tweet by Elias Toufexis: A few weeks ago someone showed me a video where they took my voice and had me saying homophobic and vulgar things. Should I just say “well, he’s not making any money from it so hopefully people will realize it’s not actually me”?ALT
Tweet by Elias Toufexis: Hopefully this is the last thing I need to say about this. Using AI to create a completely new performance using my voice, whether there is profit in it or not, is not something I want out there. I don’t know what they are making MY VOICE say and I don’t like it.ALT

I actually sent a message to SAG-AFTRA about it and linked the Scarlett Johanson, Ryan Gosling, and Ariana Grande one. Nexus currently will only allow reporting from the individual or whoever owns the property being used so we can't report these mods.

The US House also has introduced a draft bill called NO FAKES seeking to put limits on this kind of shit. I think one thing in the meantime we could do is let the voice actors or relevant union know and link to them because they are unauthorized AI and that they can request Nexus remove the mods.

Here's my email and their response

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Oh hell yeah. Get em.

I really hope enough attention can get Nexus to finally put their foot down on this kind of thing. If a threat of a possible lawsuit from the affected parties is what does it, then I hope they use that as a way to slap some sense into them.

Not to be horny but you should lay your head on my chest so i can slowly play with your hair and scratch your head and caress your neck until all your muscles relax then i'll kiss your forehead <3

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