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My name is Rachel. HELLO. And welcome.

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Had a rough day?

Jul 28

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

(via penguintim)


divineirony:

Science “journalism” is why we can’t have nice things.

divineirony:

Science “journalism” is why we can’t have nice things.

(via adventuresofcesium)


desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(via whitestuffknowslimits)


fangirladdie:

After I saw him in The Cripple of Inishmaan, I anxiously waited to meet Daniel Radcliffe at the stage door so I could get this card signed. Because I was toward the back of the crowd, I didn’t think Daniel would even notice the card, but I was very wrong. As soon as he caught sight of the card, Daniel started laughing. He then took the card and explained how he had wanted to sign one of the cards ever since he had found out about it and signed it with my Sharpie. Then he THANKED me for bringing it and took my phone and took a selfie with me. Needless to say, I was very happy.

(via whitestuffknowslimits)


anondracomalfoy:

Hermione tries to get Draco to watch Disney movies.

  • "Muggles are too much, really. Two talking dogs fall in love? And one of them’s homeless? What the fuck is this—a biopic on Potter’s life?”
  • "Granger, I highly doubt fish have emotions; do they even acknowledge they have children? Aren’t half of them cannibals or something? Make it into caviar and let’s move on. Who names their kid Nemo? Don’t look at me like that—at least Draco’s the name of a constellation.”
  • "Is that what America really looks like? Why does Pocahontas have a pet raccoon?"
  • "Great, now you’re making me watch a movie about some ugly hunchback who sits in a tower and basks in his bitter loneliness. If I wanted to watch Weasley’s life in live action, I would’ve headed over to his broom closet of a home and stared at him in boredom."
  • "Who the fuck wears glass shoes to a dance?”
  • "I feel like this isn’t the way things are run in the wild. I highly doubt lions are this well organized or governed."
  • "Jafar reminds me a bit of father—they both have snake canes and love themselves."
  • "So…you mean to tell me that this isn’t about a dog giving birth to 101 Dalmatians? Bloody misleading, don’t you think?!”
  • "I know she’s only seven years old or what the fuck ever, but how can a child fit into a rabbit hole? And why is she so stupid?”
  • "Thought it was going to be a literal book about jungles. Was displeased."
  • "A movie about a crying elephant and racist birds. What the hell is wrong with Muggles?”
  • "…Stop looking at me that way. The Fox and the Hound was a…just stop, Granger, alright?! Bloody hell."
  • "So the deer’s family is dead? Is that the whole point of this movie?"
  • "Frankly, moving in with seven goblins was a ridiculous idea to start with. Doesn’t she realize they have attitudes? Of course not, she ate an apple from a fucking stranger.”
  • "Do we have to watch the movie about the mermaid? All that red hair reminds me of the Weaslette, and I’d rather not have nightmares tonight.”
  • "I draw the line with talking toys. I have a headache."

(via ursulatheseabitchh)


saeqimo:

mechinism:

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

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This gets me every time

Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg

(via colinmorgasms)


craftyanne6:

leafwhirlwind:

Very important

And this is the importance of representation, especially for young children.

craftyanne6:

leafwhirlwind:

Very important

And this is the importance of representation, especially for young children.

(via swmprt)


heckboy:

please watch this

(via swmprt)


gerardgayofficial:

oh yeah have i ever shown u my sister’s jumper

gerardgayofficial:

oh yeah have i ever shown u my sister’s jumper

(via itseasytoremember)



achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

(via motherhenna)



nymphdomi:

andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying

(via littlemousling)


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