I’ve been getting a lot of these lately, and I guess I just want you all to know what I think when I read them.
Attention assholes: don’t sexually harass a girl when she can easily find you on Facebook and send your mom proof of your perpetuation of rape culture.
Moral of the day? Don’t mess with me.
“La Reina Del Salon” – Juanmi Márquez Photography
SWEET JESUS BUT THIS IS SEXY AS FUCK :D
I AM DEAD FROM THE HOTNESS
I am officially beside myself. ::swoons::
my favorite thing about helena bonham carter is that she literally has only two modes
gothic english beauty
and insane homeless woman
LET YOUR POWER SHINE
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
Change the fates design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine
THIS WAS MEANT TO BE FUNNY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
ACTUAL TEARS. You have my actual tears on your hands goddammit.
I HADN’T EVEN FINISHED LAUGHING YET GOD
Literally my reaction:
And then I cried
I can’t click my re-blog button hard enough.
It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo.
I re-blog this every time I see it. Soooo cute!
I fucking love makeup
it makes me feel cute when I’m having a bad self-esteem day
you can do so many different things with it and it’s fun figuring out what works for you and what doesn’t
screw anyone who thinks it’s ~shallow~ to like makeup (◕‿◕✿)
i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”
Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.
reblogging again for that^
Base of the neck is indeed the right place for an elbow - the fourth cervical vertebra is particularly vulnerable. A knee to the face, on the other hand, should in fact be aimed at the nose, not the mouth. The “nasal bone into the brain” thing is a, very difficult to achieve in real life, and b, requires a sharp upward strike. A knee to the bridge of the nose will simply break it. Kneeing someone in the mouth, on the other hand, can result in his teeth breaking your skin, and given how filthy the human mouth is, “fight bite” can lead to a very nasty infection. Finally, the axe kick in step 8 should be aimed at the lower section of your attacker’s torso - the floating rib breaks most easily, and even if you come in too low you’re still getting the liver and kidneys. That shit hurts.